a week ago i was happily, briskly walking along to get my son from school, my right jacket pocket brimming over with loose wonka runt candies, all was good with the world! until,that is, i threw a handful of runts in my mouth and started crushing them with my teeth, which if i do say so myself, have always been quite skilled candy crushers. one stubborn little rat bastard strawberry runt resisted the crush! not willing to lose the battle i gave it my all,
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"
yup, broken tooth.
luckily my dentist was able to fix it with just a filling, unluckily she had to freeze it a million times. the after effect of this was all the freezing pooling at my jaw and creating a dudley do right, kurt russel-y kind of thing.
*sigh* a couple of days later i woke up with the angriest, ugliest sty in the history of the world. the swelling in my jaw and the swelling in my eye didn't quite meet, so in a frantic effort to unite the two i grew a big ol' zit.
the lovely thing about this is that now that the swelling is nearly gone and my eye is almost healed, i feel like a fricken' super model!
4 comments:
aw man, life just keeps giving out lemons but we must press on
lol, i will stick to lemons and lemonade from now on.
I have to say you pretty much always look like a fricken'super model. I haven't seen you in a while but even with a red growth and a lumpy jaw it couldn't be that bad.
sandra, you are my best thing!
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