Wednesday, April 22, 2009
maude loves her new harness from anniessweatshop.
okay i swear after this that i will stop using this page as my flickr/youtubealternative. i might actually even go back to blogging about nothing in particular.
Monday, April 20, 2009
here ya go sandra, maude in action, ***caution*** not for the faint of heart, she is a vicious ,violent ,creature.
if i had of known how long it takes to upload a 30 second video, i would have made it a way better video.
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Saturday, December 6, 2008
the recently excavated journal has revealed more secrets about 90s me,
in the 90s i only made note of the most promising prospects of men. okay, some were roommates so they didn't count, but by surrounding myself with such eligible, scholarly, man-boys, definitely that would attract more of the same. oh i would bag myself a gooder! but, alas, it was not to be.
among my other regrets, i remember ol' metal man in the corner at the 24hr breakfast restaurant, so gravelly faced, so 3 a.m., so refined. *sigh* why didn't i make a move? i'm pretty sure i'd be on world tour right now. i'm also pretty sure he was there with axl rose, how could he not be successful in life?
fortunately my life took a different turn and i opted for a man surely not as glamorous or 3 a.m., but he's a gooder.