maude loves her new harness.

maude loves her new harness from anniessweatshop.

okay i swear after this that i will stop using this page as my flickr/youtubealternative. i might actually even go back to blogging about nothing in particular.

here ya go sandra, maude in action, ***caution*** not for the faint of heart, she is a vicious ,violent ,creature.

if i had of known how long it takes to upload a 30 second video, i would have made it a way better video.

super, happy, peppy, fun dog hour!

okay, one more picture of
my new puppy and then i'll
quit bugging everyone.

and then there's maude...

my computer isn't letting me get phtos off my camera so a friend came by and snapped some photos for me of.....


my new puppy what is the best puppy ever born in the history of the world!

what a deal.

i found this in my local paper today.



here are some things i think they should offer for a second armpit,

- maybe a little trim
- wash and set
- 80s style asymmetrical one sleeved shirt
- a comb
- glitter gel

it's because i put up my christmas tree last night.

at 9:30 this morning there was no snow on my lawn.
this photo was taken at about 2:30 in the afternoon.

things i found notable in the 90s #2

the recently excavated journal has revealed more secrets about 90s me,
in the 90s i only made note of the most promising prospects of men. okay, some were roommates so they didn't count, but by surrounding myself with such eligible, scholarly, man-boys, definitely that would attract more of the same. oh i would bag myself a gooder! but, alas, it was not to be.
among my other regrets, i remember ol' metal man in the corner at the 24hr breakfast restaurant, so gravelly faced, so 3 a.m., so refined. *sigh* why didn't i make a move? i'm pretty sure i'd be on world tour right now. i'm also pretty sure he was there with axl rose, how could he not be successful in life?
fortunately my life took a different turn and i opted for a man surely not as glamorous or 3 a.m., but he's a gooder.